Brian's best quotes

"The most important and key element of the song is the guitar solo. Everybody knows that, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!!"

"Always been purple. Like, I remember being in the first grade, looking up at the color charts, and saying, Man purple is the best color, man it is the best color, it just is the best color. I have a lot of purple shirts and stuff, Im always wearing purple. You know what its all about, its all about this (talking about his tattoos)."

"Anything to make it heavier, goofier, funnier. I'm a big climax guy. I want every song to be a roller coaster ride, but to never forget about structure and melody."

"You don't need four people, fuck Johnny!"

"I'm Synyster Gates, and he's talking about my package."

"I have a personal problem with Napster himself because the mother fucker is gonna die. Nah I'm just kiddin. But he's a dork and I'm gonna kill him. Nah I'm just kiddin. But I would really kick the shit outta him cause of the way he looks. Nah I'm just kiddin. I really don't fuckin like Napster"

(Talking about M. Shadows) "He's a buff guy. He's a fearless leader and the best frontman ever. Great singer- as creative as they come. Huge horse cock. God, I love that horse cock. He's made grown men cry!"

"Fucking grab them by the fucking face and put a gun to their head and just try to get a blowjob out of it."

(Talking about Johnny Christ) "He's a cocky mother fucker. You live with him for a week, he pees on your dad, you pick on him! My dad was with us for a week and he was dreaming, he thought it was raining outside, then he realized someone was peeing on the bunk. So he opens up his bunk and gets nailed right in the face. Johnny finished the rest into my dads shoe. It killed my dads spirit and his will to live"

"I'll sit on the table. By table I mean chair."

"Oh we beat the fuck out of our bass player."

"Boom I got your boyfriend! I got your maaaan!"

"You can copyright my ass... just kidding."

"We were just driving around drunk one night in Jimmy's car and I just shouted 'I am Synyster Gates and I am fucking awesome!' I don't know why I said it, but now it's my name."

"I hope they realize that music is music, and that music is not a scene, not a style.
Music is a beautiful fucking thing to listen to.
It is not a thing to fucking preach to others about, it's not a fucking cause.
It is what it is, and that's a beautiful artform"

"Pink is the new black, pink is the new black, pink is the new black, When we all know that the fucking black is the new black, silly french"

"By the way, red and gray, is not the fucking new black, not the new black...Pink is like i told them."

"Just so you know, just so you know, you don't play guitar with your neck bro, you play it with your bum bum"

Making Of The Video Bat Country
"You've just been Punk'D! Hah, I'm crazy!"

"Hello my name is guitar and I play Synyster Gates.