I'm driving. I'm the driver. I drive.
Interviewer- "What types of super-powers would you want if you could have them?"
The Rev- "I’d like to be invisible so I could kill Johnny."
Johnny- "I’d want to be invisible so the Rev couldn’t find me."
Shetland Pony? They sound ok. I could ride one of those.
Now we need to find some kid stores to buy me some stuff.
Yeah I don't know what the hell i'd be doing. I'd be trying to do something in music. To be honest, I don't know where I would be without this.
Johnny- "I'm off"
Zacky- "Where the hell are you going?"
Johnny- "I'm gonna go see Harry Potter."
Subtream Music Press- "How does the band gear up to get ready to go on stage?"
Johnny- "We do have on thing, actually. We have a good friend, Jason Berry, who comes out and slaps us on the ass every time. Kinda like a baseball game or football game to get ready to go out there and take it on. He comes around, gives us a nice slap on the ass and gets us going."
Skratch- "What’s the strangest thing to happen to you on stage?"
Johnny- "One time, quite a few years ago at a Warped Tour date in Ohio, I think it was, we were playing on stage and someone in the crowd threw a huge dildo up on stage. Matt picked it up and was singing and waving it around”we were laughing about it and he threw it back out into the crowd. It was pretty funny. It was pretty strange. There’s been a lot of other strange things too, but that’s the one that always comes to mind."
"Ahhh, I'm getting humped by the roadie!"
"I'm not a roadie, I'm a drum technician..."
"GET OFF ME, ROADIE!"