Johnny's best quotes

"I'm Johnny Christ and I play the tambourine."

"I'm a filthy, filthy boy."

A"nytime you reinvent yourself or do something you want to do, there are going to be people who don't understand it, because it's you. I think overall it was a good response and it's doing really well right now."

"Its cold on my nipples!"

"If I ever wanted a Gnome I guess I'd just stand out on my lawn for a while"

"This one time I stayed up way past my bedtime... man that was scary."

"I dont get groupies."

"Can you hang on a minute? I need to get some sun cream, I'd hate to burn my face."

"But I like to dress as a cowboy, though mainly when I'm drunk! I wanna get some chaps too 'cause I'm going to get my butt tattooed see it!"

"Well, the thing is, I actually have a fear of horses, so I wouldn't make a very good cowboy."

"The Rev can't make it to the computer since he has broken his low chair."

"I dont like to impress anybody, they can all suck my dick."