Jimmy's best quotes

We just were a band one day. We woke up and in the morning we were a band.

What gives Dr. Pillowfucker the right to ask us that stupid question?

When asked what porn Johnny likes: "Midget porrrrrrn, for obvious reasons. Hehehe, only kidding Johnny!"

We have to compensate our shitty music by putting a lot of hot girls in the videos.

You'd think working in a laudromat your clothes would always be clean but no. I proved that wrong too. I worked in a laudromat for maybe 6 months and washed my clothes twice.

Rev - "I'm about to kill you."
Larry - "Why?"
Rev - "Because I have mental problems."
Larry - "But don't kill me."
Rev - "Because I need lasik."

Oh, and another thing. We're bringing in a bunch of spiders - tarantulas, I think - and I'm very arachnophobic. I'm doing it for the fans. I'm doing it for the kids.

M. Shadows: "Yes! Everyone tucks their dick between their legs and checks it out in the mirror! Everyone has done that!"
The Rev: "Yeah, just like everyone tries to suck their own dick!"
Hammer: Did you make it though?
The Rev: "I possibly might have."
M. Shadows: "It's no big thing. Everyone likes to suck their own dick, or to at least try."
The Rev: "It's an LA night out. A guy sucking his own dick. What was the question again?"

I'M YELLING AT YOU FROM THE LIGHTS! ISN'T THAT AWESOME?! WE'RE CHANGING THE WHOLE SPECTRUM! WOOOO! (Jimmy, hanging out of a car at the traffic lights near the studio.)

I just discovered the stake taco. It was hiding out, but this time of year it’s topical of the stake taco to be in hibernation.

There's a foot in my eye... (during the fliming for Afterlife, when he had the spider on his face)

This is one person,this is another person, this is one person trying to understand another person, even though it doesn't have room to download the other person in it's brain, it can't understand the other person even though it tries to, so it ends up....overflowing, with knowledge, of being stupid.

I dunno, what does it feel like to you when you're jerking off to it?

Johnny - "I broke a 40."
Rev - "What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
Johnny - "I can't handle it."

Jimmy- "Don't let him lie, he was a very big trouble maker himself."
Interviewer- "Really? Why? What kind of stuff did he get into Rev?"
Jimmy- "Some stuff not to talk about on the air, probably."

I wanna know... I wanna know If I found a friend. (--> questa boh! --> I'm an idiot! Love Line, October 2007!)

Jimmy- "I can't help messing up sometimes, I got ADD. And think hey maybe I'll do something random and ridiculous. "
Matt- "He did something funny one time. He missed Beast and the Harlot, he played straight through the biggest and craziest drum fill that all the kids are waiting for and he just keeps playing and we have no clue what he's doing."
Jimmy- "I have an excuse for that though.."
Matt- "So at the end of the song he realized he missed the whole drum fill so then he starts playing the drum fill over and over, so the kids knew he could still play it. He just missed it in the song."

I actually got Johnny into troubles!

Did he say drop your pants sailor by any chance? [after Syn rang in]

The video to 'Bat Country' looks like the most fun in he world. What was it like hanging out with all those semi-naked girls?
Jimmy: [slurring] I dunno, what does it feel like to you when you're jerking off to it?